Penner's Carnage

[Jonathan Penner]

So, I figured it's only suiting that I be the one that ends it all as I'm probably the most mouthy, voicy, and overall pissed off of any of the other Jurors. SO, we all figured "Why not end this with a bang?" and this is my endeavor. I figure this is the end of the season, so why not burn any and all bridges I may have with either of you, right now. I got nothing to lose. So, let's get to it.


I'll start with you Yau.

I don't know who the hell you are, but I'm trying to figure out when the hell this game made such a switch that someone who messages me stuff like "YauMan (11:47:53 PM): Kisses Penner Cheek and puts leg away.. perhaps another night" ACTUALLY gets and maintains allies. I'm not sure if I'm the only one who got such treatment, but when you're playing such a nasty ass dude like Yau Man and saying stuff to me like that, it gets uncomfortable.

More so, when I find out you're a woman, an older one at that, and have children, I tend to wonder what you're really like. If this is a show- just fun for you to cyberly molest people, or if your kids are probably just your cats and we should all seriously fear for your sanity.

I'll be the first to say that I found you less than tolerable, mainly due to the stuff above and also frustration that I KNEW you had so many connections and I would be forced to deal with you for some time. I hope to god that most others felt the same way but simply saw you as a good ally to move forward with and that's why you're sitting where you are. I seriously can't imagine that anyone who got what I got would want to be anywhere near you.

My question to you is:

Tell me who this Jess person is. I want to know her for who she is. What you do for a living? How many do you have and how old are your kids? Anything else you'd like to let me know.

I have a hard time believing this isn't some shtick to either get attention in the game or just a shtick because the games let you loose and run rampant so you just say and do whatever the hell you want. Either way, it didn't sit well with me. And I see others really connected and liked you so I'm pretty upset I was left with such a bitter end due to a few things you said to me. Ultimately, it got to the point I just couldn't stand it anymore and I wanted you out. That vote out where Chelsea went but we planned for it to be you, that was nothing short of personal. I wanted you the hell out. It was partly strategical, but strategically I'd have preferred Jenn left over you. I didn't find you all too threatening, you were just a fly to me that you would swing at with the swatter and somehow had the reflexes to dodge it every time.

I have a hard time wanting to vote for you simply because of who you chose to be here with. You picked the easiest out of the top 4 and I'm not sure I can respect that and I definitely don't want to give you the win just to spite you.

Now I'll move on to you, Anthony.

Christ, I cannot tell you in any amount of words how worthless I think you TRULY are. Your immunity wins aren't as impressive as they are annoying. It's people like you that I find to be such a drag in games, especially this one, because you made this game almost like a monopoly. You won nearly every challenge, you along with 2 other people held nearly every prize in the game. You type of people make these games not so fun and you are not fun to align with because you're just more fun to go against to get some sort of challenge. I'm surprised that there are at least 2 people on this Jury that aligned with you guys simply because you guys held so many prizes and they wanted to be covered.

I don't know about everyone else, but I for one don't want to be sitting at the end with nothing to present the Jury except "I won challenges" and "I had a ton of prizes" and that is the only criteria we have to vote on...you we basically never vulnerable. You can argue you were, but you really weren't. You had something to fall back on, always, and I quite frankly cannot see how that would be fun since you were hardly playing the game of Survivor.

Yes, you talked to a lot of people. Were any of our talks strategy? HARDLY. You don't have a strategic bone in your body from what I can tell. You came here to do challenges to fill up your free time (which is a lot) and you came to meet new friends, not play a game...and that's something I cannot respect.

You relate to Coach from South Pacific to me. You think you might have played some stellar game and you winning challenges was all strategy to keep prizes out of people's hands or whatever, but you had Sophie (Jenn/Yau) by your side who did your strategizing for you and basically are the reason you're here. They could have easily dumped you when you were vulnerable and your prizes would not have saved you if they combated them with their own. But alas, those one or two social ties you had kept you alive...so I'll give you that.

But I don't give a rat's ass about your time zone, because you came here to play a game...and that's something I didn't see from you. Not you playing the game, other people played the game for you and you refused to make any sort of moves to benefit you coming to this Final Tribal...to make you look presentable and respectable. You just didn't. Yes, you made the right choices to get here, and maybe that's the ONLY way you could have ended up where you are, but I look at you and I see someone who came here to compete in challenges, not play the game.

Personally, you left a bitter taste in my mouth. The way you sobbed about the auction like I did something wrong. We've got that out in the open, but you were completely blinded by that one moment that you weren't listening to reason. You were never playing a smart game, it seemed you were playing for that guy sitting next to you and that girl you voted out 2 rounds ago.

Immunity challenges aside and prizes aside, you have nothing. No caliber to your game. You were mediocre. Just a challenge pawn in someone else's game. Did you work your ass off to get to where you are? Hell yeah you did! Do you deserve to win this game? I think sitting next to that sack of bones and dust, it's more favorable than sitting next to anyone else in the Jury, but I still don't think so. Not even close.

If prizes were not a factor in this game, or there were just less amounts, I don't care what you say about numbers because multiple people have stated they sided with you because of the prizes, you both would not be here. You guys got lucky with the mass amounts of prizes (that somehow happened to be real minus a few) and that is the bottom line. There was ultimately NOTHING any one of us Jurors could have done, even if we all banded together, in order to take you guys out. Your prize whoring nulled any chance we had at taking any sort of control and for that, I would say this game was not well played, but well won.

In the end, I don't want to vote for either of you. And maybe I shouldn't if I feel so strongly about it.

But I wanted to put your games into perspective and allow you to see them from a harsher angle because, especially you Anthony, I think if you read what I said, then you will see that this game was more deserved on someone else's hands.

That's all I have to say and I wish you both the best, no matter what ill feelings I have towards you.

*goes to sit back on the Jury bench*

[Jen Lyon]

[Brenda Lowe]

[Kenny Hoang]

[Amanda Kimmel]

[Jonathan Penner]

*shit eating grin*

[Yau-Man Chan]

First of all, I hope you feel more of a man for putting on this pathetic showcase of immaturity and "Drama" bullshit of a speech. For someone I barely communicated with you seem to have a lot to say so here it goes....


I don't know who the hell you are, but I'm trying to figure out when the hell this game made such a switch that someone who messages me stuff like "YauMan (11:47:53 PM): Kisses Penner Cheek and puts leg away.. perhaps another night" ACTUALLY gets and maintains allies. I'm not sure if I'm the only one who got such treatment, but when you're playing such a nasty ass dude like Yau Man and saying stuff to me like that, it gets uncomfortable.

Excuse me for being comfortable playing as my character and being myself. As I said before we rarely communicated. The beginning of the game, and then later when you were up shit creek. That quote doesn't even make sense, it was probably some stupid night where I was out with friends or playing around and you actually chose to get off your lazy ass and give a little effort in communication. If I remember correct that was the night the Trinity and I believe perhaps Shawna and Kenny were in chat with us. We were joking to show you a little leg to get you to do what we wanted. Then we joked that you would prolly prefer to see Jen's legs. Basically you were just the butt of our group chat joking around. You wanna be uncomfortable then go fucking ahead and take things out of context. For the record, I do NOT go around whoring myself out online, but joking around and having fun is something I don't regret.

More so, when I find out you're a woman, an older one at that, and have children, I tend to wonder what you're really like. If this is a show- just fun for you to cyberly molest people, or if your kids are probably just your cats and we should all seriously fear for your sanity.

First of all I am not OLD by any means. I am assuming that perhaps you are some punk ass teenager, at least the immaturity reflects that. It is people like you that through out grotesque things like "cyber molest" over a one time joke, that make ORGS a waste of time and frankly my desire to return at all is basically out. I do NOT have Cats, I do have Kids, and as for my Sanity??? Look in the Mirror, your an attention seeking drama queen.

I'll be the first to say that I found you less than tolerable, mainly due to the stuff above and also frustration that I KNEW you had so many connections and I would be forced to deal with you for some time. I hope to god that most others felt the same way but simply saw you as a good ally to move forward with and that's why you're sitting where you are. I seriously can't imagine that anyone who got what I got would want to be anywhere near you.

And the Dramatic Queen continues ...... I worked hard to build and maintain connections in this game. You wen't from being around to an after thought to most people. If you think you played this amazing game, then why are you not here? Again the end of this is just you blowing up a joke between several of us cast members.

My question to you is:

Tell me who this Jess person is. I want to know her for who she is. What you do for a living? How many do you have and how old are your kids? Anything else you'd like to let me know.

I have a hard time believing this isn't some shtick to either get attention in the game or just a shtick because the games let you loose and run rampant so you just say and do whatever the hell you want. Either way, it didn't sit well with me. And I see others really connected and liked you so I'm pretty upset I was left with such a bitter end due to a few things you said to me. Ultimately, it got to the point I just couldn't stand it anymore and I wanted you out. That vote out where Chelsea went but we planned for it to be you, that was nothing short of personal. I wanted you the hell out. It was partly strategical, but strategically I'd have preferred Jenn left over you. I didn't find you all too threatening, you were just a fly to me that you would swing at with the swatter and somehow had the reflexes to dodge it every time.

I have a hard time wanting to vote for you simply because of who you chose to be here with. You picked the easiest out of the top 4 and I'm not sure I can respect that and I definitely don't want to give you the win just to spite you.

My name is Jessica. I am born in March. I live in Ontario, Canada. I have an almost 5 year old daughter named Charlie, and often have up to 5 or 6 kids at my house, between watching families kids, and friend's kids. I love children, I love living in the country. I am in a relationship, I am 27 and NOT OLD. I play ORGS to meet new people and every once in a while I meet a douch bag like you who blows a peanut into a mountain over simple little things. I work for Visalus. It is a healthy shake protein company that works towards helping others live a long and healthy life. As my daughter is only in JK she is only in school part time so I do a majority of my work from home. I also use the Program. I am not a toothpick. I plan to visit Vegas in 2013 where I will meeting up with a group of orgers and we are going to paint to town. We are going to celebrate my boyfriends birthday. I do NOT have pets, but hope to get a puppy for my daughters 5th birthday in June. I like sour candies, especially the grape flavored ones, and my favorite food is burnt toast, with butter and cheese whiz. I also like a banana on top. On the weekends my best friend and her foster daughter come over and we have camp fires and have a wonderful time. Most of my weekends are spent at the camp fire, or doing something with friends in the kids. I have a sister in the Army, and a brother who can be a complete douche bag. I sleep with a stuffed duck named Quackers. Im White, I have freckles and glasses and I could easily be classified as a geek. I will listen to anything music wise as long as its not that grunge garbage can sounding crap. I love Pink Lemonade. I once aspired to be a lawyer but realized even the law is corupt and I wanted nothing to do with it. I currently do home study for Travel and Tourism through ICS school training. It helps me be a good mother, and still advance myself just at a slower pace. Some day I hope to travel with my daughter to help her experience and learn to love the difference in people. I am a diabetic. I love the smell of gasoline from a car, and laundry from the vent. I dislike big yellow school buses, peas, and beans for some reason. I have three best friends, Sarah, Deniza, and Amy who are from my home town. I don't talk to many other people. I enjoy gardening, even more since getting to know Courtney and all her lovely advice I look forward too. I can't stand people who wear socks and sandals, its unnatural, and I would wear sandals all year long. Im obsessed with hand sanitizer, my hair is blond but covered in black hair dye. I have a tattoo on my neck which symbolizes Evil to remind me of the darkness from my past. I have a criminal record because I fell in love with the wrong girl and acted stupid. I pretend I am strong, but I am often vulnerable. I genuinely look forward to meeting new people and getting to know them when online and though most seem to fail, I know how to separate personal relationships and game relationships. My cell phone is an ancient piece of crap!! But I love it!! I have the ugliest Den furniture known to man and sailboats on my wall. My Treadmills name is Bruce, my old cars name was Betsy, and my baseball bats name is Bertha. My daughter starts T Ball this summer and I am excited for her. She is a breath of fresh air and she knows those that I have gotten close to on here as family. I spent my evenings in skype either on work calls or talking with online friends. My parents are divorced. I may be 27 but my empathy and outlook on life are so much younger. I only ever started playing ORGS when I got pregnant and had to stop partying it up. I went to College in Peterborough.
I can not stand hypocrites, pompous asses online, or drama seekers. Its not my style. I will be the first to even tell my best friend if they acting like a douchbag, and if I feel someone is in the wrong I will always step in even if it is not in my best interest.

You may look at me in such a horrible light, but I refuse to let that bring me down Penner. Because I know I have struggled and survived, am raising a child on my own, and have no regrets about something your blowing up. The honest truth is YOU dissipeared on people, or couldn't be bothered to talk to me. So take the time to get to know someone before you go shit kicking around stupidity. It all started out as a simple joke between a group of people. I could continue my list of random facts about my life, and don't feel I should have had to answer that, but if you want more just ask. For those of you who took the time to get to know me I hope Penner's views on me are horribly off base to you, and for those I shared my personal life with I guess yall can find this information all over my facebook at some point or another.


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As for the pile of rubbish you said to Anthony, you should be ashamed of yourself. Anthony stood up for you, and talked about you in the highest regard and you come in here tearing him apart. I get tearing me apart, cause I really don't care, and I hope Anthony throws a pile of stones down your throat with his answers. Its too bad you didn't have this passion in the actual fucking game!!!

[Yau-Man Chan]

BTW, you say you have a hard time voting for me cause I would have taken Courtney to the finals and YOU deem her the weakest. She is a survivor, she may not have had the most time cause of personal stuff but she made the time to penetrate an alliance that wiped you out of this game and so many others. She had the balls with suspicions of the Trinity to full out was in my face saying. LISTEN if you don't honor this deal im about to present then you have no shot at my vote. I made a decision not having a final 2 with anyone at that point to honor it. If I were on the jury she had just as much shot at my vote as anyone else. So that one is ON YOU. and your OPINION on Courtney's game. Our opinions are on completed different pages, in fact in different books.

[Sandra Diaz-Twine]

[Amanda Kimmel]

...oh dear...

[Kenny Hoang]

Is this new popcorn?

[Tracy Hughes-Wolf]

OMG you did not need to give your real life info to anyone on this jury Yau, it's based on game play not who you are in real life. If I crossed a line Amanda I'm sorry, but I think he crossed a bigger line. OH and I'm a 40 year old mother of three!!

[Jonathan Penner]

Thank you Jess...I knew given the right situation I could get the real you!

I feel we talked a lot early game, but towards the end it did drop off and I know it was because of me, because I was invis and saw you online all the time!

No, all I simply wanted from you was to know you better because I feel I misunderstood you as my comments reflect and as you clearly seem to think as well. So no, I'm glad this happened this way and I see you in a completely different light.

And honestly, if Anthony wants to defend himself he can. I came here to give my spiel and it was nice to hear yours. I asked you for yours though, I did not ask for Anthony's. Any relationship we had was trashed when he refused to let me back in over something so silly and redundant.

So think of this as more of a test...because I think trashing you, although harsh, would get you to spill what you needed to spill and I think I got that and I had my mind made up before the questions, but certainly after this I do.

[Jonathan Penner]

And finally, I didn't say I didn't want to vote you because of you wanting to take Courtney. In fact, I would have found it more respectable to take Courtney if you could.

My sentence was misread but I meant taking Anthony with you in that f2 was what I didn't respect because he does not deserve it. Sorry for that miscommunication.

[Jonathan Penner]

And also so you know, I didn't skim, I read through every little thing you said about me and yourself and I'm pleased.

IF you'd like to more about me I'd be glad to share.

But you are right, I am a teenager...well not anymore, just turned 20 yesterday! But you don't know me either so to make such claims about my actual character and not what I've shown you in the game seems just as hypocritical.

Anyways, I'm not normally a judgmental person, this game has gotten the best of me unfortunately and out of my own personal feelings and situations about how this game went for me, I will vote, but I have no desire to play with most of you in the future and I will not be accepting my AS spot.

So good luck to you Yau, good luck to you Anthony and thanks for the game Andy. May the best person win and I hope that they will.