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Post by Brenda Lowe on Apr 12, 2012 17:11:31 GMT -5
 Edited in the other four to just have the final 12 in it. Chapter One will be up tonight. Probably more than just that, too. |
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Post by Brenda Lowe on Apr 12, 2012 22:40:33 GMT -5
Almost finished writing it. Gonna break it up into smaller portions and post a little bit every day for you guys  |
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Post by Brenda Lowe on Apr 13, 2012 23:51:58 GMT -5
chapter one, enjoy!
In only a short few days, it was finally happening. The wedding Chelsea and I had been planning for so many weeks years, waiting until we were both ready and out of school. Now, here we were on this gorgeous desert-island with some of the finest - and some of the worst, too - people you could ever meet.
Of course we adored Courtney. She was the maid of honor, and she had given up an entire week of time with her son to come to this island with us. We couldn't thank Courtney enough for everything she's done for us, so treating her to an all-expenses-paid luxury week to witness her best friends get married was the best way we could repay her.
Shawna was my favorite ginger. Sure, it'd be difficult for her to stay outside for lengthy periods of time, but at least she was entertaining. And she knew tons about African tribes like the Ndebele, and that was sure to come in handy.
Alicia was the needed bimbo. Every group of friends has their trusty bimbo, right? Alicia fit that to a T, and then some. Angie wasn't the brightest bulb herself, but of course we could care less about Angie. She was just hear because we needed someone to do our laundry and Angie'd never amount to anything more than a laundromat employee with hairy nasty armpits anyway.
Kenny and Anthony spent all their time playing video games inside. I kinda forgot why we invited them in the first place, but there they were. Anthony always beat Kenny, and Kenny's always curse. Yau would join them sometimes, but most of the time he was stalking our tour guide JP Calderon or spying on us girls. Icky.
Richard and Jen spent most of their time together, too, but they were doing.. different things. Apparently, Richard does like women after all. Or maybe Jen has a dick? One of the two. Either way, we don't see much of them, and I'm glad.
Lastly, we had Penner with us. Penner spent his days drinking and roaming around outside, fucking whatever he could see, and making sure no elephants stole his fucking hat. For fuck's sake.
Amanda, DDanielle, Parvati, Erik, and Tracy were supposed to be showing up soon, too, but for the first three days it was just us 12.
Little did I know there was someone else staying with us that week.
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