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Post by Shawna Mitchell on Mar 21, 2012 22:30:11 GMT -5
So we get here ad the host just isn't there. The look on my face was just like what is going on? Like if there's no host, I don't wanna spend my time starving away. So right away I was like this is gonna suck. Then the host shows up with some random people, and tells us some story about an elephant taking her hat? And apparently the hat gives her powers? I don't get it. I think the host isjealous that they're are prettier girls here, and that's why she's livid. Like me and Brenda are obviously the top pickings. Then it's like everyone else, then that steroided out giantess. Like ew. Even if I were some sort of butch lesbian I wouldn't go for that. Mabe if I had a fetish for ogres that could crush me during intercourse, but other than that, just no. Then like half the guys are gay. So I'm like how am I gonna get through 39 days with a bunch of jealous hags and gay guys that won't even look twice at me? Am I supposed to hook up with Ace? He's not even attractive! That's how much being out here sucks. Maybe I shold become a lesbian; I'll go ask Angie for tips.
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Post by Amanda Kimmel on Mar 21, 2012 22:49:28 GMT -5
...you need to appreciate humor, missy.
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Post by Shawna Mitchell on Mar 22, 2012 0:13:59 GMT -5
In real life I appreciate it and thought it was very funny. Shawna, on the other hand, didn't like showing up in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do, and reacted negatively to it. And since this is Shawna's diary, what she thinks is what gets posted except for this which is me talking. I didn't mean to offend you or anything, because I did like it :[
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Post by Amanda Kimmel on Mar 22, 2012 0:22:29 GMT -5
Okay. I love third-person interjections xD Thank you for that clarification. I'm less offended now. Because indirectly saying I'm not pretty is, well, not going to end well for you. Or Shawna. You don't want me to zap your hair off, do you?  And the entire point of this game start was to strand you in the middle of nowhere with no idea what was going on. I then needed to explain why I wasn't there right away. Patience, my friend. |
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Post by Shawna Mitchell on Mar 22, 2012 0:30:42 GMT -5
Okay  Btw after this post, I'm going back to being Shawna, so whatever is said is not what I think but more from her point of view. And she's kinda a bitch, so I'll apologize in advance for anything she says that may be taken the wrong way  |
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Post by Amanda Kimmel on Mar 22, 2012 2:14:34 GMT -5
That is fine. Just don't be a bitch to me. You can't vote me out, and you definitely do not want to mess with the eyes of the goddess. Trust me. Look what happened to Kelly C. She messed with me. She lost an arm and then got shot up. There is a fine line you can't cross with me. Or Parvati or DD for that matter. Just try not to make the host angry when being a bitch. |
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Post by Princess Parvati Shallow on Mar 22, 2012 5:39:00 GMT -5
Hmm... am I pretty enough for you, Shawna?
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Post by DDanielle Mason on Mar 22, 2012 12:43:20 GMT -5
I don't need to be pretty. I just have huge-ass boobs.
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Post by Amanda Kimmel on Mar 22, 2012 12:52:11 GMT -5
^And you also have a husband.
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Post by Tracy Hughes-Wolf on Mar 23, 2012 6:43:33 GMT -5
I also have some great boobs, so I'll join this thread of goddess love!
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Post by Princess Parvati Shallow on Mar 23, 2012 13:20:32 GMT -5
I also have some great boobs, so I'll join this thread of goddess love! Me too! I have... well, mine are... uh... I... *runs off sobbing* |
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Post by Amanda Kimmel on Mar 23, 2012 13:25:03 GMT -5
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Post by Shawna Mitchell on Mar 23, 2012 16:20:59 GMT -5
Alright back to what this thread is really about... ME. I've talked to a few people, and for the most part, they're okay. But I really like Brenda. Like we clicked. I also like Anthony, because nerdy guys love all of this:    Anyways, with the vote, I don't really care who goes. Like right now, these people are pretty worthless. I mean, we don't even have tribes. Any strategizing now will be ruined by tomorrow, so why bother? |
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Post by Shawna Mitchell on Mar 27, 2012 17:08:04 GMT -5
Still no tribes -___-
I'm beginning to think we're gonna be stuck out here FOREVER. I'm not sure what's really going on with everyone, because there's so many people, and I don't like most of them anyway. But apparently, Alicia pissed a lot of people off, and now Jenn told me to vote Mike, and I'm just like okay, whatever, I have nothing better to do.
I hope people don't think I'm like antisocial, because I don't like doing things, but if they're so concerned they can always come talk to me and tell me how to vote. I don't really care, as long as it's not me.
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Post by Shawna Mitchell on Mar 27, 2012 22:22:33 GMT -5
I got votes tonight, which really I could care less about. I mean, I'm still here, and obviously people wanted me here more than Mike, so whatever. Unless there's some twist where past votes count... I'm still not really gona get into strategizing until we ge tribes... So I guess if we never get tribes, I just won't strategize? Well it got me through two rounds, so it could work... I mean right now I wanna let everyone go after each other, then maybe try to destroy power and things... Like just flip back and forth and spread lies and things so it just messes everyone else up. Then, like a phoenix I will rise from the ashes ^_^ Or something,
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Btw after this post, I'm going back to being Shawna, so whatever is said is not what I think but more from her point of view. And she's kinda a bitch, so I'll apologize in advance for anything she says that may be taken the wrong way 
